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February 10th 2026

Today was awesome! I brought my sister to school, worked at McDonald's for a few hours, then had an absolute crazy adventure with Cartman. He sure makes it into my blog a lot. Honestly, he's probably my most adventurous friend! Convinient he lives nearby, too. I got to his house at 16:50. His awesome mom bought us some greasy pretzel sandviches from the grocery store food counter! For those of you the do NOT live in Pennsylvania or Ohio, a pretzel sandvich is an Amish delicacy of prezel dough wrapped around meat, tomato paste, fillings, etc. and baked into greasy goodness. They're most commonly found in Farmer's Markets and they taste like heaven (but probably give hell to your arteries). Did I mention how delicious it was? Anyways, we decided on a battle plan for the night: hitting up our favorite music store Record Plug, walking for a bit (my suggestion: for excersize), then finally Goodwill to finish the night off right.

At the music shop, I did some general browsing. Personally, I mostly use cassette tapes, and records. I asked the guy up front if he knew of any good 80s band that liberally apply elektro to their music, and he suggested a band called Cause & Effect. He put their self-titled album up on the speakers for me, and I thought it sounded pretty rad! I ended up dropping a whopping $5 for their cassette (I could have bought 5 $1 tapes with that money!!) Most of the tapes there are $1, and $2 for "the good stuff"; $5 is for the cream of the crop, but here I am. Note to self: Return Ghostbusters 45" record for the Ghostbusters 45" with the instrumental on Side B. I also checked out the girl magazines in the back... but there was too much ad, too much article, not enough booba, for me to drop a buck. There was a gay porno on DVD that I had an interest in. I asked Cartman later and he did in fact remember the name! Black Knights and Spanish Swords.He ended up buying some blank Type II tapes, and a couple 25 cent homemade tapes, including some band called Aerosmith. Apparently they've released some hits I'd never heard before. Go figure.

*After we lugged our haul out to the Chevy*, I decided we should go check out the nearby farmer's market in the dark, at night. I wanted to walk there since it was only 15 minutes by foot, but Kartman convinced me otherwise, so we drove and parked across from the location. This place is HUGE! As we walked, I spotted a four foot dumpster outside the auction barn, and figured we shoud take a look. As the old plastic lid groaned, a heavenly glow escaped the widening crevice. What we found inside can only be described as gold to two electronic nerds: PILES OF COMPLETE CDS! All amazing stuff too! Pink Floyd! Other band! Other band! (do NOT forget to insert the names of other bands we found here later) Needless to say, here's how it went down:
Both: "WOAAAAAAAA..."
Kartman and I locked eyes. We each had a singular, piercing thought: Ony one of us would be making it out alive with all of the loot.
"You can walk away now. It doesn't have to end like this..." he indicated as his shimmering black eyes squinted throught the flourescent light of the streetlamp.
"We both know that it does," I retorted bluntly, backpedaling. "A man waits his entire life for artifacts like these. Peace is no option."
"Very well then." said he. He lifted a meaty leg off the ground and striked a pose, beckoning me

JANUARY 1ST 2026!

Happy New Years! This last week I spent at my uncle's house was quite an adventure... but more like a catastrophe.

December 26th, 2025

Today was a busy day! I've been planning a radical New Year's party... but I spent most of sunup cleaning my absolute trailer park of a room. I got bored around 3 o'clock and went on an adventure with my buddy Cartman! We started with the camera store (which was closed for bad weather (>:-\). I had wanted to buy some film for my 70s camera and have them check out my FANCY [but broken] battery-powered film camera that I'd sunk $18 into for a roll of film, then got developed, then realised the roll was blank after filling it) went to Record Plug, the greatest music store on this side on Pennsylvania!

CHRISTMAS DAY 2025

CHRISTMAAAAS! That fuzzy time of year that buzzes with joy!

December 10th, 2025

Been real busy lately, haven't updated my blog in a while...
Today was my first day at my new second job: McDonald's! I have a lot of friendly coworkers, which is awesome.

December 3rd, 2025

This morning, I set my alarm for 6:30... I'm finally gonna get my life back in shape!
...
Except I kept hitting snooze until 7:30 rolled around.
I did go to the gym, though! Since I'm trying to lose my gut, I do mostly treadmill. It's not bad at all, because I watch movies and videos while I run, through my earbuds. That reminds me... did you know a treadmill used to be torture for prisoners in mideval times? And now millions of Americans use it because they got so lazy they can't stay fit. I went into the steam room afterwords... (another perk of paying $60 a month to go to the YMCA). It was a little awkward to be naked with other guys in there, but I'm not a wussy. The way I see it, sauna is for the open, friendly ones and the steam room is for the strong, silent type. Although I'm probably the... latter? former? I never knew how to say. I'm pretty social. But when you're with other nude dudes, you just sit down and shut up. I met up my buddy Clydde in the locker room! He was the one that convinced me last year to choose the YMCA for a gym. And we're great pals. We're going out to eat tonight at Yang's Yard... the Chinese restraunt I work at. It is AWESOME... I'll tell y'all about it later. *This is Cartman Hijacking* Clydde and another dude coated the interior of Dawg's car with snow. We have been ruminating ideas of revenge.

December 2nd, 2025

Hello and welcome back to Pennsylvania's Weather! Today's forecast... it's not rain... it's not snow... it's slush! The kind of weather where you debate if going to the gym is worth the bodily risk and $400 towing bill from skidding off the road. Although making slushballs MIGHT just make up for it... Welcome to PA.

Today, I got a phone call really early in the morning... I have a wall phone in my room and it woke me up! I thought it was like, 6 AM... turns out it was 8 and the school calling to tell my siblings school was canceled. What did I do today? That's a question my parents ask me a lot since I still don't have a job.

This evening I went to my buddy Cartman's's house! We watched the italian mob flick Casino. It was very entertaining... I was laser-focused the entire movie. We had considered The Godfather but agreed that at 3 hours long, it was too long to watch. We didn't know that Casino was the same length XD but we finished it anyways. I had to watch where I put my feet... apperntly some people don't like when people who don't wear shoes have their bare feet up on their furniture. Before the movie, though, we played some Modern Warfare 2 on his Xbox. We're pretty fairly matched, so it made for an epic challenge. Plus... his mom got us Pizza Hut! His siblings were out of the house so we basically got it all for ourselves. He offered me a protein bar, which was the first time I ever had one, and I had to agree, it tastes pretty awesome. I also bought a pair of used headphones for $4 off of him. Some foreign junk, probably... but we'll see. When I went to leave, he chased me around his front yard... I hid in the bushes and he hopped in MY car to drive off. I had seen this coming, taken the keys out of the car. Once we was rooting for my keys, I hit the alarm button so he thought he'd caused it to go off

December 1st, 2025

Finally got this thing started... today I mostly lazed around since I don't have a full time job... ordered some parts on-line for my EPIC VAN [photo linked] from eBay.com, it's a sweet website where you can buy anything. Called back some places that were 'considering me for a job'. Why the flop don't you let me know you don't care anymore?! It's annoying... I'll complain tomorrow though, it's 23:30... check ya later.

NTS: Check https://99gifshop.neocities.org/ ... find more images for website... take picture of deer antlers and vanagon...